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Why do penguins wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold out-tide.
He's to young to tell jokes
I don't have any children, BUT I am sure they would tell me some of the riots I just read!
My daughter can't talk yet, but she thinks to seem it's funny to randomly sign for a banana and then start giggling. 🙂
How do you make an egg-roll?
You push it!
Their jokes don't really make sense..but they try.
The only jokes my kids tell me are "mommy... listen to this... (toot) ... haha " ... they haven't discovered real jokes yet 🙂
A girl ask a guy, what do you do for a living?
He says, I'm a diesel fitter?
What on earth is a diesel fitter?
I do quality control for girl's jeans. I hold 'em up and determine if diesel fitter. (These'll fit her ... get it?)
Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
My 5 year old trys to tell jokes all the time but they make no sense at all
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who
Who, who?
Are you pretending to be an owl?
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How did he do it? His horse's name was Friday.
What's the definition of a surprise?
A fart with a lump in it.
My son is too young to tell jokes but is very funny when you tell him a knock knock joke he runs to front door after you say knock knock! Too cute!
My youngest tells me made up knock knock jokes that make no sense. But he laughs. Knock knock whois there? The pizza! The pizza who? The pizza your gonna eat. Yeah he's silly.
My youngest Grandson tells a knock knock joke the same one all the time and laughs like crazy after he finishes telling it....The joke isn't actually funny, but watching him laugh makes me laugh!! The Joke: Knocknock whos there Orange Orange who? Then he repeats this several times The last time he says knock knock i say whos there he says aren't I say aren't who? Then he says aren't you glad I didn't say orange!! :0) Lol!
my nephew loves to tell knock knock jokes but I can't remember them
I don't have kids, but my brother tells some good jokes, like: what are super marios overalls made of? denim denim denim. 🙂 I guess you would only get it if you played the heck out of that game like we did as kids... lol.
my daughter is 4 and her knock knock jokes make no sense as of yet! She says knock knock and then basically throws in something she sees and tries to make it work! Lol
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
my son think this joke is hilarious and tells everyone we meet! what do you call cheese that isn't yours? nacho cheese! the way he says it is pretty funny. 🙂
My 2 yr old tells me this all the time.
Knock knock
Who's there
Is the door,
Is the door who?
Is the door bell ringing?
And she always laughs hysterically every time she tells it. That makes it so much more funny. I just love her so much!
Knock Knock...Who's there?
Lettuce...Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
We are stuck on... (Help me please!)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana.. Aren't you glad I didn't say Orange.
A blond walks into the library and asks the librarian for a cheeseburger and fries.
The librarian says - this is the library
So the blond whispers to the librarian - I would like to order a cheeseburger and fries!
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I don't have any really young kids who tell me any jokes, but I did hear this one which I thought was pretty funny.
Why is a vascetomy like Lemonade?
(wait for it)..............
All juice.......no seeds!!!
(You'll tell it!) LOL
My 2 yr old Daughter tells me this one she learned from watching Caillou.
"knock knock
"whos there"
"Is the door"
"Is the door who"
"Is there door bell ringing?"
It's just the cutest because she laughs hysterically after every time! I love my baby... she's so funny!
Knock Knock. Who's there?? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it is cold out here!! Me and my granddaughter tell each other this one!!
Knock Knock... Who's There.... Dwayne... Dwayne who?... Dwayne the tub I'm dwoning!!!.
my children are grown, and I'm having difficulty remembering the jokes they told..
Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?
My 3 yr old grandson Trevor tells me to call him Skippy!
Well here is one!! Why doesn't 6 like 7?
Because 7 8(ate) 9!!!
Here's one I made up when I was little... It's horrible, though, so no making fun! Laughing is allowed though. 😛
What does a mama dung beetle call her baby?
Her little sweetie-poo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he couldn't fly.
My kids mostly tell jokes about the WWE (wrestling)!!
Why doesn't 6 like 7? Because 7 8(ate)9!!!
A great joke from my son.. How do you make Lady GaGa cry? .......poke her face....get it, pokerface...lol
knock knock
who's there
olive
olive who?
olive you!
Yep, I olive her too! 🙂
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Why did the egg roll into the road? Because he was cracked!
My daughter is 22yrs old next month so I'm guessing her joke would not be for kids, so I will tell the one clean joke I know~How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!! Sorry, it's the only joke I remember!! :0)
Knock Knock - Who's there - Boo - Boo who? - It's ok mommy you don't have to cry! She thinks it's so hilarious!
My daughter is too young to talk but I do have a favorite joke. Why does Snoop Doggy Dogg use an umbrella ? Fa drizzle. LOL. Funny to me and maybe one one else who is a Snoop fan 😉
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
Cows say.
-Cows say who?
No silly, cows say moo!
My a daughter is 4, so most of her jokes make no sense! She tells knock knock jokes with random punch lines.
My kids always say that "Mom you may be a bad cook since every time Dad eats he says it looks like we're having leftovers."
how do you get a tissue to dance, put a little boogie in it
Too many to pick just one. I would say any of the knock knock jokes they tell that they cannot get through because they laugh to hard telling it.
I still laugh every time my girls do the "knock knock...who's there?...boo!...boo who?...don't cry, Mom, it's only me!" 🙂
would love to give to my daughters for her birthday gifts!
Hey gran gran knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad to see me
what did you mushroom say to the other mushroom? im a fun-guy!
My daughter loves the dog knot. She tells you to feel her neck and then growls and tries to bite your fingers. She cracks me up
What is black, white and read all over? A newspaper.